“Who? The pedophiles! ‘Oh, she was so sexy. She was asking for it.’ ‘She was only technically a girl, she acted like a woman.’ It’s just so easy to blame a kid, isn’t it! Just because a girl knows how to imitate a woman, does NOT mean she’s ready to do what a woman does. I mean, you’re the grown up here. If a kid is experimenting and says something flirtatious, you ignore it, you don’t encourage it! If a kid says ‘Hey, let’s make screwdrivers!’ You take the alcohol away, and you don’t race them to the next drink!”
[moaning] Oh, pizza. I love you so much! Ti amo cosí tanto. You know why I love you? Because you’re bad for me. So bad… And it’s not the saturated fats, it’s not the calories… You know what is bad? So very, very bad about you? You’re tied to the mafia, but I love you anyway! I love your gang-land ties! You don’t do the killing yourself, your hands are clean. Make me your mob-woman, pizza! [orgasmic moaning] Oh, the remorse. Il rimorso.
Felicia Day’s hilariously sexy pizza commercial from the second season of Husbands (watch the series here)
Okay, this is actually what you do if you’re being sexually harassed in any kind of public space. Draw attention to it, preferably pull away and let EVERYONE know that someone is touching you. This will not only get him to get off you but he’ll definitely think about this situation next time he wants to do something like this.
Day 25: One dream/hallucination scene
it’s funny because it’s true
This wasn’t even scripted this is just what happens whenever David Bowie enters a room anywhere
and then there was this on my dash
I got angry just looking at this